December 2010
26 posts
That awkward moment
thatawkwardmoment: when a slut gives you advice on religion.
Dec 30th
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Oh yeah!
Saw an owl flying in the sky yesterday! It was amazing :)
Dec 29th
Bitch, just get out of my fucking house.
Geeze I’m not even there..
Dec 28th
Joseph
My brother’s autocorrect is ‘hideous’ LOL
Dec 28th
Dec 27th
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“So she says ‘that is the biggest penis I’ve ever seen’ and I...”
– Dwight, The Office
Dec 24th
I was not aware that Christmas is this weekend. Argh
Dec 22nd
After listening to my uncles snoring on the couch, my dog felt obligated to jump on his lap to wake him up.
Dec 21st
No new episode of The Office until January 20th....
Dec 17th
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“Penny keeps digging into the corner of her dog bed like she’s gonna find narnia...”
Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
I RIPPED MY FAVORITE JEANS TODAY OUT OF ANGER
Dec 14th
Penny
me: ...uhg. she farted.
dad: how do you know?
me: she has her own smell.
dad: ...sniff*...sniff*
me: ...WHY DO YOU NEED TO SMELL IT?
dad: =)
Dec 13th
I need
To figure out who keeps leaving raps in my phone. I have a hunch, though! Oh and penny just farted. She says hi.
Dec 12th
Dec 11th
Dec 11th
2,568 notes
I want a seaturtle for Christmas
I am so serious right now.
Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
1,215 notes
that ‘black swan’ movie looks purty interesting
Dec 10th
…I farted.
Dec 8th
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Yoyoyo
My name is Pamela , I’m a gangster like HELLA . My favorite color be yellaaa. If you get in my way I just might have to kill ya!! Yo yo yo. I just saw this saved on my tumblr app. I want to know who did this. Haha
Dec 5th
Dec 5th
“BTB. Bring. That. Booty.”
– Darryl (The Office)
Dec 3rd
Dec 2nd
“December is the toughest month of the year. Others are July, January, September,...”
–  Mark Twain (via hippiecrack)
Dec 2nd
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it's been
two years. :)
Dec 2nd
7 notes